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Officide's Corporate Survival Guide
Tired of hearing "Let's circle back" and pretending it means something?
This eBook is your sarcastic translator for the corporate lingo we all endure but secretly hate.
Inside, you'll find:
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50 of the most overused office phrases
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Brutally honest translations
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When you’ll hear them
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Snappy comebacks to keep your sanity intact
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A burnout glossary that hits way too close to home
Perfect for burned-out employees, remote workers with emotional Wi-Fi, and anyone who keeps a resignation letter drafted… just in case.
Use it as a coping tool. A gift. A desk weapon. A resignation hint.
Either way, Officide’s got your back.
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