Officide: Killing the Corporate Grind
Because "circling back" isn't a strategy.
What is Officide?
Officide is the blunt, slightly irreverent, and deeply necessary intersection of workplace satire and solo-founder reality.
We’ve all been there: the endless "syncs" that could have been emails, the performance metrics that measure nothing, standups that should end before the tea and the toxic expectation that your entire identity should be tied to a logo.
Here, we don't just complain about the grind — we dissect it.
I believe that if you can laugh at the absurdity of corporate culture, you’ve already taken the first step toward reclaiming your goals.